I was watching a movie the other day, (or rather, listening to it) when I heard one character tell another, “He died in a terrible writing accident.” Okay, so I heard wrong — he died in a terrible riding accident, but I couldn’t get the thought of a writing accident out of my head. I thought I shouldn’t be alone in such a state so I’m posting it here so you too have to deal with the image.
How does one die in a terrible writing accident? These are what I came up with:
1. Commit seppuku by falling on a pen. After all, the pen is mightier than the sword. (To be accurate, this would not be an accident since seppuku is a willful act, but I couldn’t resist.)
2. One’s brain can burst with ideas.
3. One can be choked with emotion.
4. One can get beaned with writer’s block.
5. One can write themselves into a hole and be unable to get out.
Feel free to add to my list!









December 6, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Pat,
This is great! How funny(the ha-ha kind) you are.
Jan Amenta
aka, J.D. Holiday
December 6, 2008 at 4:33 pm
My first thought was something I’ve come close to: wrecking the car while texting. 😉
I guess you could write up a storm and drown in confusion.
December 6, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Iapetus 999: I like that — writing up a storm and drowning in confusion. So true!
Jan: Thank you. It’s nice to know someone thinks I’m funny.
December 6, 2008 at 5:25 pm
This is funny… but for myself: being backed into a corner with no white-out !!!
December 7, 2008 at 1:52 am
I’ve come close to typing my fingers off. I might have bled to death. 🙂
December 7, 2008 at 5:15 pm
hey, writer injured when she mistook monitor for reality and stuck her hand through the screen, reaching for a large piece of chocolate cake.
lol. Thanks for the giggles, Pat.
December 15, 2008 at 8:02 am
Chewed on a pen while thinking – got poisoned by it “poison pen” hehehehhe
December 15, 2008 at 10:27 am
Ritu: Of course! A poisoned pen. Another great “terrible writing accident.”
December 26, 2011 at 6:07 pm
Was bitten by the mouse. Blocked out and couldn’t find the key (board). You guys are funnier than me!
December 26, 2011 at 6:49 pm
Thanks for playing, Sandy. And thanks for finding this post. I’d forgotten about it, and the comments made me smile.