Unexploding a A-OK Life

I had to check my spam comments today to see if anybody’s contest entry ended up there by mistake. (If you add more than a link or tow to your comment, it’s sure to be classified as spam). I thought I’d share some of the canned crap I found.  If these absurdities aren’t enough to ponder here’s something I just discovered: On average, 3.8 cans of SPAM are consumed every second in the United States. Yikes.  

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4 Responses to “Unexploding a A-OK Life”

  1. Beth Says:

    I love #2, Pat. And #8? At least that one makes sense and is funny.

    I picked out one from my spam to include here–Greetings. I like your article. This is a worthy locale and I wanted to post a note to slacken you know. correct robbery!

    Most of the others sound as though they were passed through a translator that didn’t quite understand either language.

    Does anyone still respond to spam?

    • Pat Bertram Says:

      I can’t imagine that anyone responds to spam, though perhaps people click on the links just to see where the bizarre remarks come from.

      Thank you for posting your spam. I’m still laughing. Correct robbery! Sounds like a slang expression, such as “Right on!” Think it will catch on?

  2. Carol J. Garvin Says:

    I always shake my head at the contents of my spam folder, although I don’t read the items. The words are computer generated and meaningless so I wonder why those who create the hosting links think anyone would bother to read them. I look at the ID info and the URLs usually offer a good indication of whether they are a commercial sales or porn site. I’m noticing more spam e-mail than usual right now. I wonder if that’s hoping to lure softies into trying to help and thus get caught in the scam.

    • Pat Bertram Says:

      One of my blogs gets spammed with witty quotes, so I usually leave those on there. I have noticed that some non-wordpress blogs don’t bother to remove the spam for whatever reason, so perhaps there are enough of them to make it worthwhile.


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