Even Santa has to downsize and economize.
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January 30, 2014 at 5:29 am
Does it have good gas mileage, and does it require a driver’s license to operate?
January 30, 2014 at 5:18 pm
No gas mileage except when the reindeer eat too many beans. Low mileage — only about 24,900 miles a year. No driver’s license, but you’d need a pilot’s license to be safe.
January 30, 2014 at 6:17 pm
Oh, there’s always a catch or too.