Best Selling Author Makes Me Sick to My Stomach

Periodically I read the entire oeuvre of a bestselling author to try to see what it is that so many people finding interesting, and so far, I haven’t a clue what makes hordes people buy the books they do. Even if I did figure it out, I don’t think it would help me any. Unlike advertising folk, like James Patterson once was, and other faux authors, I can’t study people’s reading habits, then put my knowledge to use. I can only write (or not write, as the current situation seems to be) what I can write.

I can sort of understand the appeal of people of like Danielle Steele, whose characters are passionate about everything. I can even understand the appeal of Sue Grafton and Janet Evanovich, at least in the beginning of the series. The characters were quirky enough to be appealing, and after a while, even when the characters cease to be appealing, readers keep the habit.

But James Patterson’s Alex Cross is basically a one note guy. I know it is okay for writers to cross gender and even race lines, but for a white guy to presume to know how it is for a black guy, seems almost like a black-face minstrel show. But let’s forget that and talk about the character himself. This supposed hero dotes on his family and his sidekick, which is supposed to make him seem human (in the same way that the families of the villains are supposed to make them seem as if they could be like us), but without that supporting cast, he is . . . grayed out. A sock puppet who is supposed to look like a young Muhammad Ali. Even that’s okay. A lot of fictional characters are mostly plot devices, a way of presenting the plot.

The basic plots in the books are okay, but they are pretty much cookie cutters stories, each one more or less like the one before. (Easy to see if you read one immediately after the other.) Even that isn’t a problem — sometimes predictable is comforting.

But . . .

I despise books where each is written to be more grotesque than the last, where the villains are so incredibly evil they are cartoonish. And this series is the worst of the lot. Each loathsome act is lovingly drawn with a whole pallet of colors, though the predominant color is red. Blood red. Lots of gore. Lots of sexual perversion. Is this really what people want? Why? (I have gotten to the point where I skip the violence and perversion. I don’t need those images in my head. And yet presumably that is why people buy the books. There is nothing else in them that is different from any other book.)

villainInterestingly, in most of the books, the poor dupe Alex Cross doesn’t finger the villain the first or second and sometimes not even the third time. Sometimes he is so far off, it is the villain himself who reveals the truth to us. And yet we are told over and over how smart Alex Cross is, how attuned he is to the monsters. Also, in every book, he meets a staggeringly beautiful and awesomely smart women who he manages to get killed or kidnapped or otherwise destroyed. Ah, such a loving man.

And these are the books that have spawned an entire literary industry. James Patterson is not merely an author, he is a whole industry unto himself. (That tells me more about people than it tells me about him.)

His books have left me with a sour taste in my mouth and an unsettled feeling in my belly. Even writing this post, makes me queasy. (If I had to write such disgusting scenes to become even an adequately selling author, I’d rather work at McDonald’s.)

Luckily, there are books out there I do enjoy reading. And if not, I’ll write my own.


(Pat Bertram is the author of the suspense novels Light Bringer, More Deaths Than One, A Spark of Heavenly Fire, and Daughter Am I. Bertram is also the author of Grief: The Great Yearning, “an exquisite book, wrenching to read, and at the same time full of profound truths.”)

6 Responses to “Best Selling Author Makes Me Sick to My Stomach”

  1. rami ungar the writer Says:

    I used to love the Alex Cross books. They really influenced how I write serial killers and other psychos, especially in Snake and my upcoming novel Laura Horn. But after a while, the books stopped getting interesting. Patterson started “co-writing” (really just coming up with outlines and letting people ghost-write for him), the plots sounded repetitive and stopped surprising. I just stopped caring.
    Too bad. Because despite all you mentioned (and he comes to his conclusions about the villains way too easily. There’s usually a lot more guesswork involved in profiling than what he uses), I rather liked Alex Cross. He was cool, but tortured by the work he did.

  2. Malcolm R. Campbell Says:

    I feel left out. I’ve never heard of Alex Cross. With a last name like that, he’s probably an angry young man. Glad I missed him.

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  4. Wanda Hughes Says:

    I’ve never read Alex Cross books but I’ve read a couple of Patterson’s Witch and Wizard books for young adults and they were all right. Nothing to get excited about. I enjoy Sue Grafton’s Kinsey Milhone. she does evolve a bit given the limits Grafton has set as to the time period in which the stories take place. Janet Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum is a different story for me. Plum stays the same basically, through all the stories, as if all the cases take place in the space of a year or so.

    But in general, I have to agree that attempting to write what “sells” doesn’t appeal to me, although the money would be nice. I don’t know if I could make my way through porn or a gory, psychopathic novel or child harming books. There’s so much I don’t want to sink my mind into to bring it onto the page.

    Now, as to you and your writing, I can only hope you find your ‘muse’ once again and begin to turn out the work.

    • Pat Bertram Says:

      That’s the way I feel, especially when it comes to writing. I don’t want to steep my brain in all that horror. You’ll be pleased to know that although I am not writing, I am doing writing stuff, such as formatting, making notes, research, etc. Dipping my toe into the cold literary waters.

  5. paulakaye Says:

    I loved Alex Cross. I read almost all of them. The last few have paled in comparison to the first ones. But I still enjoyed them. I guess that is why there are so many books out there. We all like different things!

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